hello to all, new member wanting advice,

Certainly.

I'll start shall I ?

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Welcome rjk

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice

never go swimming with bow legged women

best advice i ever had ( your welcome)

I wish I'd listened to my father's advice....

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2001 X1 "The Tart's Handbag"
2001 FZS1000 "The Fridge"

Never stick yer bollocks in a mangle.

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If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough.

Welcome..

Be prepared for all kinds of advice, these guys (and gals) have a great sense of humour, and are always quick to take the piss, but are also always willing to give help where needed.

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If you want pertinent advice, a great idea would be to actually mention what you would like advice on, unless that is you are merely stating that at sometime in the future you may be asking for pertinent advice on a subject that you are currently unsure of. If that is the case then it would be pertinent to mention this fact in your initial request for pertinent advice, or you may inadvertently run into a torrent of sarcasm that you weren't expecting. This would probably make you more reluctant to ask for pertinent, or even inpertinent, advice in the future, which could potentially jeopardise your whole Buell experience. Or you could just tell us all to fuck off, which is probably your best line of attack

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Wear the fox hat

this is frightening..it implys you have tried and from experience have decided this is a dangerous past time

Ignore him, he's from Wales.

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2001 X1 "The Tart's Handbag"
2001 FZS1000 "The Fridge"

Actually I think that is one of those experiences that you can actually deduce by the use of empirical reasoning without having to actually jeopardise your gonads, but feel free to try it if you must

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Wear the fox hat

Try standing on 1 leg and bending over when your pissed

Welcome rjk
never leave an open question or a sentence unfini

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I'm a Hornithologist, I get excited by exotic birds.........

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Valencia Orange XB12Scg - serviced by Maz 2018
Black P3 Blast - serviced by Maz and fixed by Maz in 2019

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If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough.