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Author:  me110c [ 28 May 2009 20:20 ]
Post subject:  What an idiot
Run out of petrol this morning on the way to get some had to push bike about a mile to nearest garage, as i was walking along downhill with me bike i decided to jump on sidesaddle and coast downhill as i was knackered.As i jumped on i hit the gearchange with me foot went into first gear and lock the backwheel up and threw me over the handlebars .broke o/s footpeg and ripped me trousers. Just been reminded by wife when i crashed me suzuki outside the house when i left the disc lock on.
Author:  Norm [ 28 May 2009 20:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: What an idiot
My wife was looking at herself in the mirror the other day. She said "My tits have dropped, my arse is saggy, I've got bingo wings.... tell me something to make me feel good about myself!"

I said "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

By the same token, whatever your abilities might be elsewhere, "What an idiot" shows your mental assessment is spot on. :yup:

:twisted:

On the other hand, hands up who hasn't pulled a similar snafu... somone... anyone... nope, thought not. :lol:
Author:  THE FLYING DUCHMAN [ 28 May 2009 20:42 ]
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Quote:
My wife was looking at herself in the mirror the other day. She said "My tits have dropped, my arse is saggy, I've got bingo wings.... tell me something to make me feel good about myself!"

I said "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."


Here is a man with, or about to lose them, balls :rofl:.
Author:  Norm [ 28 May 2009 20:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: What an idiot
No, I still have them.

I keep them in a little jar on my desk. :lol:
Author:  THE FLYING DUCHMAN [ 28 May 2009 20:52 ]
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:rofl: :rofl: Outstanding, Sir.
Author:  mac [ 28 May 2009 21:08 ]
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one of those times you wish you could rewind and do it different

bet you wont do it again
Author:  paul1433 [ 28 May 2009 22:05 ]
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By the same token, whatever your abilities might be elsewhere, "What an idiot" shows your mental assessment is spot on.

:clap: nice i liked that one norm lol :lol:
Author:  Big Ted [ 29 May 2009 00:18 ]
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I have a spare o/s straight footpeg for XB if you want it? :oooops:
Probably find some trousers too
Author:  Ash [ 29 May 2009 08:07 ]
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Norm wrote:
No, I still have them.

I keep them in a little jar on my desk. :lol:


:hehe:
Author:  Spook [ 29 May 2009 13:38 ]
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What size are the trousers?
Author:  Norm [ 29 May 2009 16:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: What an idiot
A couple of sizes smaller since I lost my... oh, sorry, you were talking to our little twin-engined friend.

BTW, Mr me110c, where did the name come from?
Author:  Lucky [ 29 May 2009 16:45 ]
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Perhaps somebody could coin you a witty little signature as a result of your superman activity? :D
Author:  Gasaxe [ 29 May 2009 18:00 ]
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Your not on your own, I once fell of my T140 ,when the kickstart had gone up the inside of my flared jeans ( it was a while ago ) and I couldnt get my foot down in time.
Lee
Author:  retromlc [ 29 May 2009 23:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: What an idiot
i was hanging onto my bike leaning down while looking at the oil level,it went away from me an "judo"threw me onto my back,very fuking embrassing.
Author:  fagin [ 29 May 2009 23:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: What an idiot
got my donkey jacket caught in the back rack of me CB100 when I pulled an unplanned wheelie in front of the bus stop full of girlies. hopped around two parked cars till i keeled over in the middle of the road. ah 1979, 15 stone, L plates and 6 mph.

bollocks, wish I could forget that one. :oooops:
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