What? no tea bagging..............

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I started out with nothing and still got most of it left.

Get it in writing, the fuckers have been known to change
This is all part of their cunning and devious plan
And besides, you need a new one now

Well remembered Maz. I got rid of that wife though, got me a new one . She's a vast improvement and I'm sure in time I'll be able to persuade her .

Don't get me wrong guys, my wife loves bikes, it's just that she'd prefer something more comfy than the Uly. That plus the fact that we don't have any spare money to splash out on a bike at the moment. I'm hopeful this situation will change in the near future and that I will once again be paying Maz a visit

The Prisoner is bang on the money...

Just before our wedding we went to see the Vicar who was going to marry us, he told us: "Think about this very carefully

A woman marries a man thinking she can change him..... She can't.
A man marries a woman thinking she will never change... they always do".

The best piece of advice I ever ignored ... Must have made an impression though.....I Still remember it clearly