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Matron
 Post subject: Re: Hey
PostPosted: 18 Sep 2013 22:36 
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Ahh...........a member of the contradictory gender. Be aware Jess, they get cut no slack on this site ;) lOl

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(That's me going to get a good slap from Magz+Tigs :twisted: )


You know you enjoy a good slapping Adam ;) :hehe: .............. and we are only too happy to oblige.


Hi Jess, you sound like you will fit right in, but I bet you're wondering just what you have got yourself into


Spot on there, Tigs!! If you need any help, just give me a call....I enjoy dishing out the punishment now and again.... lOl :yup:


My thrashing was as a result of a Hen Night prank. It didn't half bloody sting - Finmows would've been proud lOl lOl

I'm in no hurry to have another :shock:


It was not a 'prank' Adam. It was one of a number of carefully planned personal challenges, designed to help the ladies grow through experimentation, whilst challenging their personal taboos.

Now, report to my office...you may want to put an A4 folder down the back of your breeks :twisted:

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Now, report to my office...you may want to put an A4 folder down the back of your breeks :twisted:



Why? Do you want to write a poem on my arse? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :yup:

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Adam wrote:
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Now, report to my office...you may want to put an A4 folder down the back of your breeks :twisted:



Why? Do you want to write a poem on my arse? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :yup:


Doubt Matron could write much on such a puckered sphincter...... :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jill Brown wrote:
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Now, report to my office...you may want to put an A4 folder down the back of your breeks :twisted:



Why? Do you want to write a poem on my arse? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :yup:


Doubt Matron could write much on such a puckered sphincter...... :rotfl: :rotfl:



:shock: :shock: :shock: lOl

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Now then Mr Brown. I wouldn't have given you the option if that was the case, would I?

Best get this over with, it will hurt me more than it will hurt you...not really, but I'm trying to develop my compassionate skills! :yup:

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PostPosted: 19 Sep 2013 11:33 
:shock: :shock: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm liking the sound of this place already, I do expect I will fit right in lOl and don't worry I expect no slack, I plan to give as good as I get 8-) :hehe:
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Jess wrote:
:shock: :shock: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm liking the sound of this place already, I do expect I will fit right in lOl and don't worry I expect no slack, I plan to give as good as I get 8-) :hehe:



Just as long as you don't want to hurt me as well. My poor old body can't take much more :shock:

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:shock: :shock: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm liking the sound of this place already, I do expect I will fit right in lOl and don't worry I expect no slack, I plan to give as good as I get 8-) :hehe:



Just as long as you don't want to hurt me as well. My poor old body can't take much more :shock:


Hmm not sure I can make any promises lOl lOl
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You will have noticed contrary to what Jill said that i'm the shy quiet one around here though Jess lOl

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PostPosted: 19 Sep 2013 14:54 
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You will have noticed contrary to what Jill said that i'm the shy quiet one around here though Jess lOl



:rotfl: now who would have thought I could detect that lie even through your written word :hehe:
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I think you’re going to fit right in Jess, and such a good judge of character :D

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You will have noticed contrary to what Jill said that i'm the shy quiet one around here though Jess lOl



:rotfl: now who would have thought I could detect that lie even through your written word :hehe:

Oh yes dear Jess - you were destined to find us, I think :yup:

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One question Jess; how did you manage to park your bike on it's front wheel like that? ;)

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Let us know publicly when you plan to come to an event Jess, it looks like it will be very entertaining. ;) lOl lOl It will be cool to see Kev swoonn and Adam flinch. Watch those Buelligan wives though. :o Their so bad. :twisted: :twisted: :roll:
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Let us know publicly when you plan to come to an event Jess, it looks like it will be very entertaining. ;) lOl lOl It will be cool to see Kev swoonn and Adam flinch. Watch those Buelligan wives though. :o Their so bad. :twisted: :twisted: :roll:


I've just ordered some Knox arse armour - certified level 3 protection against violent, mad wenches lOl

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