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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Thread
PostPosted: 21 Nov 2025 11:42 
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Anyway...just to let you all know....

Tesco are offering a free Christmas turkey to anyone that can out run a security guard!

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The Home Secretary has beamed a message to Proxima B at 4.3 lightyears from the UK stating that unless they agree to take back illegal migrants they will be subject to severe Visa restrictions. The government claim that this will have a major impact on illegals coming into the country!
The PM when questioned about immigration policy said that the colour he was painting his garden shed had nothing to do with his support for the elderly and that he was in full support of votes for dogs! :clap:
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Husband in bed with wife say's; what's wrong, you say I was talking in my sleep? :?

Wife; yes! :roll:

Husband; well, it's the only chance I get! :twisted:
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Did we get rid of the picture thread?


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edd wrote:
Husband in bed with wife say's; what's wrong, you say I was talking in my sleep? :?

Wife; yes! :roll:

Husband; well, it's the only chance I get! :twisted:

lOl :rotfl:

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I rang the rape advice helpline today....

Apprantly its only for victims!

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I rang the rape advice helpline today....

Apprantly its only for victims!


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Things I learned today.

Cash Converters don't buy ankle monitors.

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