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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 29 May 2020 16:07 
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Using mums and dads as an excuse... C'mon, jut admit everyone on here is in the susceptible age bracket. It's a badge of honor, living this long after all the stupid shit you've done and survived from your whole life.

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 29 May 2020 18:28 
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That may well be true, but so close now to retiring and living the good life, don’t want to mess things up

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 31 Jul 2020 11:42 
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Really missing seeing everyone at deliverence!😥
Don't seem right being at home.😭

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 31 Jul 2020 16:48 
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Pretty sure we both had it a month ago. Absolutely knackered for four days, headache, loss of appetite (unheard of for me) and taste, upset stomach and sore throat. Still felt a bit lifeless for another week but hopefully that has given us some immunity. Apparently there are different antibodies produced for the severe and mild forms and the current govt test only checks the former so will never know for sure.

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 31 Jul 2020 19:47 
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Buell Abusa wrote:
Really missing seeing everyone at deliverence!😥
Don't seem right being at home.😭


I am so fucking with you bruv.....I need it more than ever, normal people are doing my fucking head right in and it won`t be long until the killing spree will ensue.....I fucking hate normal people with a heartfelt passion.


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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 01 Aug 2020 09:42 
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Daisy looks rather sensual, but I might give the series a miss now

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2020 15:32 
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att wrote:
Buell Abusa wrote:
Really missing seeing everyone at deliverence!😥
Don't seem right being at home.😭


I am so fucking with you bruv.....I need it more than ever, normal people are doing my fucking head right in and it won`t be long until the killing spree will ensue.....I fucking hate normal people with a heartfelt passion.

Know exactly what you mean!🤬

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2020 16:15 
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Wrote this back in March after see Mojo and Kim at Banjos wedding!
Sent it to Mick, and he said to use it at Deliverance when we are all sat round the fire.
Had forgotten about it till this afternoon , when going through some messages!
Thought you all might like to see it!


CBX song.( laughing policeman)

Now Mojomicks a biker
Who lives just down my street.
He's always on his triumph.
Which he thinks is very neat!
Then out the blue the other day, he got a nasty txt!
His pain in the arse young neighbour, had bought a CBX!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mojo he was livid.
He wanted his revenge.
He went storming out for a ride, but only got to penge!
His triumph broke a piston,
And mojo threw a fit!
And came up with a cunning plan to beat that little shit!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mick went to his garage.
His plan began to form
To eliminate this CBX would take a thunderstorm
He threw off an old bed sheet
That covered his S1.
And as he tried to start it.
A plug bounced off his bum!


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With the S1running lovely.
Old mojo saw his chance.
Waiting on the drive he did a little dance.
With a grin just like the one he had
The first time he had sex
Out from nextdoors garage
Came this monstrous CBX

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With a huge amount of throttle
Old mojo let it rip
The S1 gave a mighty ROAR
And moved a little bit.
With a face of thunder and a trickle of a tear
Mojomick the silly prick
Forgot to engage a gear

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His Neighbour on the CBX went slowly gliding by.
Sounding like a sewing machine.
It made poor mojo cry!
But with his V twin beating
It left him in no doubt
If i can not beat this CBX
I'll take the fucker out.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As it just so happend,
It was bike night down at poole!
Mojomick knew what to do, i'll race the fucking fool.
So with his Buell screaming
His tyres on the edge.
Mick outbraked the CBX which then went through a hedge!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now the moral of this Story.
Is not so very clear.
I only did it for a laugh
To raise a little cheer.
And help locate a little song in mojos brain complex
A little song thats all about the Honda CBX.

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 20 Apr 2021 18:16 
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Buell Abusa wrote:
Wrote this back in March after see Mojo and Kim at Banjos wedding!
Sent it to Mick, and he said to use it at Deliverance when we are all sat round the fire.
Had forgotten about it till this afternoon , when going through some messages!
Thought you all might like to see it!


CBX song.( laughing policeman)

Now Mojomicks a biker
Who lives just down my street.
He's always on his triumph.
Which he thinks is very neat!
Then out the blue the other day, he got a nasty txt!
His pain in the arse young neighbour, had bought a CBX!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mojo he was livid.
He wanted his revenge.
He went storming out for a ride, but only got to penge!
His triumph broke a piston,
And mojo threw a fit!
And came up with a cunning plan to beat that little shit!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mick went to his garage.
His plan began to form
To eliminate this CBX would take a thunderstorm
He threw off an old bed sheet
That covered his S1.
And as he tried to start it.
A plug bounced off his bum!


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With the S1running lovely.
Old mojo saw his chance.
Waiting on the drive he did a little dance.
With a grin just like the one he had
The first time he had sex
Out from nextdoors garage
Came this monstrous CBX

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With a huge amount of throttle
Old mojo let it rip
The S1 gave a mighty ROAR
And moved a little bit.
With a face of thunder and a trickle of a tear
Mojomick the silly prick
Forgot to engage a gear

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His Neighbour on the CBX went slowly gliding by.
Sounding like a sewing machine.
It made poor mojo cry!
But with his V twin beating
It left him in no doubt
If i can not beat this CBX
I'll take the fucker out.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As it just so happend,
It was bike night down at poole!
Mojomick knew what to do, i'll race the fucking fool.
So with his Buell screaming
His tyres on the edge.
Mick outbraked the CBX which then went through a hedge!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now the moral of this Story.
Is not so very clear.
I only did it for a laugh
To raise a little cheer.
And help locate a little song in mojos brain complex
A little song thats all about the Honda CBX.


That was fucking brilliant.
:worthy: :worthy:


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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 21 Apr 2021 11:23 
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:yt: Excellent. Well done and thank you :D

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 Post subject: Re: Deliverance 2020
PostPosted: 27 Apr 2021 22:47 
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Brilliant Mark (Buell Abusa) 👍😘

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