So, here we are. A quarter of the way through the year already and you still haven't peered into the garage to see if the bike is still where you left it six months ago.
Well, wise up, get the optimate connected and get that baby to burst into life. Get it up to temp, then go for a 30 minute ride. When you get home, steal a seed tray from the wife's collection, dump that shitty oil that you bought in Lidl two years ago and pour in some lovely clean stuff. Spin on a new filter and fire her up again. You'll hear the difference. She'll be saying, " Take me to the pub."
Don't forget to pour away the used oil by that hole in the fence, where your neighbours' cat gets into your back garden. They'll thank you for it.
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