MOJO the fastest buell in the west.
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You could hear the V twin pound, as it raced across the ground.
And the screaming of the tyres, as they spun round and round.
He rode into poole quay harbour, in leathers and string vest.
His name was mojo, and he rode the fastest buell in the west!
Now mojo had a sweetheart.
Lady known as kim, who every night except thursdays, had her wicked way with him.
He dazzled her with wheelies, and burnouts down the street.
And kim makes sure he always gets his three big shredded wheat.
His name is mojo. MOJO.
And he rides the fastest buell in the west.
Now Mojo had a Rival
Who mojo nicknamed beef
But when mojo starts his Buell, Garry grinds his teeth
He shouts, swears, rants and raves, about the buell being loud.
He does not see mojos grin, and the joy that makes mick proud!
His name is mojo. Mojo
And he rides the fastest buell in the west!
One lunchtime mick had his buell outside his door.
It drove beef mad as it was still running at halfpast four!
He went out, to have a go with mick about his buell
But all that mojomick could say was you fucking fool!
Beef was fucking livid
And went into his shed.
He came out with a shovel and swung it at mojos head
But mojo was to quick for him and with a mighty kick,
Got him in the happy sack
And beef was nearly sick
Now Kim got inbetween them
And tried to keep them apart
But her foot caught the buells side stand
It fell and broke apart.
As mojomick bent down, to lift the stricken bike.
Beef saw his chance and with his fist
He got a lucky strike.
His was Beefy, BEEFY
and he floored the fastest bueller in the west.
Mojo is only 95
He didn't want to go
Now he sits at Terminal 5 on a plane out of heathrow.
He's flying off to michigan
To fix some damn machine.
But is thinking about his buell, and why its running lean?
Him and Beef are now good friends.
And Beef has got a Buell
They ride everywhere together, both acting like a fool.
Is that a storm coming?
Or the rumble of a train
Or Mojomick and Beef
Out on their buells again.
We wont forget you two.
Mojo and he rode the fastest buell in the west!!!!!!
See God, Then back off!
Kevin Schwantz 1991