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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:46 pm 
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This lockdown is getting to me now, when I see a nurse in a porno I stand up and clap before I have a wank.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 4:55 pm 
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I've just beat fuck out of a twat who wouldn't stay six feet away from me.



Had to give his guide dog a kick as well.

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 10:50 am 
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My wife knows absolutely nothing about football, I asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle...

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 11:43 am 
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My wife's just finished a 12-hour shift.


I knew she'd find second gear eventually.

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 2:56 pm 
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Just moved to a really rough area, I went to the local pub for a quiz night and the first question was "What are you looking at?!”

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 7:55 pm 
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I've started using geese heading south for winter to shave small pieces of cheese.

They are migrating birds.
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